• Alien in "Doctor Who", giving aliens in a cruise ship overview of Earth: "...human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas eve, people of UK go to war with a country named Turkey. They, then, eat the Turkey people for Turkey dinner, like savages"
  • Doctor Who: "Where are you getting your information from?"
  • Alien: "I have a degree in Earthonomics"